The Gallagher feud dates all the way back to the boys’ shared bedroom in their parents’ house and became the stuff of legend when Oasis were conquering the charts in the 1990s with their Britpop sound: physical fights and bickering interviews, with one or the other leaving the band or cancelling tours, all fueled by drink and drugs. Their sibling rivalry raged until the elder Noel finally stepped down in 2009, describing Liam as “a man with a fork in a world of soup”. Liam would later start a Twitter account that he used to mock Noel, often calling him a “potato”. They both took every opportunity to lambast their brother in the press, often blaming him for the demise of Oasis (and their continued failure to get the band back together).

So how much can we trust the promise of arena concerts 11 months away? That’s an eternity for a relationship that could explode at any moment, and despite the excitement, there’s understandable anxiety about dropping a small fortune on tickets. That anxiety has taken the form of memes from people who believe our hearts will be broken by yet another bitter Gallagher breakup. Predictions of stage meltdowns, references to the shattered friendship depicted in the film The Banshees of Inisherinand sympathy for the tour manager are all in order here. Yes, you definitely have to pay extra for event insurance.