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Kamala Harris had to ‘whore a bit’
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Kamala Harris had to ‘whore a bit’

Comedian Bill Burr stepped into Dave Chappelle’s shoes this weekend when he took on the role of post-election host. Saturday evening live. And he lived up to his fellow comics’ reputation because he pushed the boundaries in his opening monologue.

“Nice to be here on such a fun week,” Burr joked as he took the stage, initially fooling viewers by saying he would keep things “light” and stay away from politics .

But after a few jokes about how he’s avoiding vaccines and worried he might catch the flu by “walking past an Asian,” Burr addressed the elephant in the room.

“Alright ladies, you’re 0-2 against this guy,” Burr said. “But luckily you learn more from your losses than from your wins. So let’s take a look at the game tape.”

His advice for female candidates like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton? “Enough with the pantsuits, it’s not working. Stop trying to respect yourself. You don’t win office like you do on policy, you know? You need to fix it up a bit.”

“I’m not saying go all out,” he continued. “Find the happy medium between Applebee’s and your dad, it didn’t stick, you know? You all know how to get a free drink. I know a lot of ugly women – feminists, I mean – don’t want to hear this message. But just tease them a little. Make a farmer feel like he has a chance!”

Burr said he was just glad the election was finally over, and found it hard to believe anyone had trouble choosing between the “orange bigot” and “the real estate agent who talks through her nose.”

“I’ll be honest with you, I can’t believe Trump didn’t win this case like he did four months ago,” Burr added, pointing to the failed assassination attempt as the key moment of the race. “If you were running for president as a kid and you got shot and you didn’t die, that was the end of the election.”

The last time Burr hosted SNLhe told a series of jokes about Gay Pride Month that did not go over well with the show’s left-leaning viewers. Just four days after Trump’s shocking victory over Harris, this monologue is unlikely to go over any better.

For more, listen to SNL host Bill Burr The last laugh podcast.