We’ve all been there – or, OK, maybe not everyone, but I certainly have. It’s late at night, you’re in bed, and you’re feeling a little too familiar with your usual content options. What’s next? You check out the selection and see if you can score an exclusive late night photo to spice things up. Even if she’s sent you photos before, it’s a universal truth: When it comes to nudes, they’re like Super Bowls: the next one is always your favorite.

Now, I’m not here to give Quinn Ewers a hard time because he was a Christian man who sent a DM asking if he wanted to see some pussy. We all have our own weaknesses. Who am I to judge? Honestly, I’ve seen some of the messages girls receive on here, and honestly, asking for nudes is tame compared to most messages. But I will say this: Quinn, my man, you didn’t have to blow up her DMs like that. Take a deep breath! You can’t send ten consecutive DMs without giving her a chance to reply. And you can’t ask for the pussy and then settle for ‘booty’ with a quick ‘fine whatever’. At least negotiate a little; there is an art to the game. It’s a rookie mistake, but hey, it happens to the best of us.

That said, I’ve never been more sold on Texas. This might just make me give them a ticket to win the whole season.