Name: Johannes Krasinski.

Age: 45.

Appearance: Sexiest man in the world.

Who says? People magazine.

Nothing personal, but I don’t think he did some of the key criteria required to bear that title. Like?

First of all, I should have heard from him. You know who he is, you just don’t know you know.

Should I? He played Jim in the American version of The Office.

Oh, maybe. Yes, his face rings a bell. In fact, he appeared in every one of the sitcom’s 201 episodes and directed several of them as well.

Naturally! I recognize him now. It’s Jim! He also starred in dozens of films and TV shows, including the action series Jack Ryan, as Jack Ryan.

And now he is the sexiest man alive. Who could have known? It’s been a long time coming: He appeared on People’s longlist of sexiest men in 2006, 2009, 2018 and 2019.

Again, nothing personal, but isn’t he a little, uh, Hanging dog are considered the sexiest man alive? The choice was not greeted with universal approval. Reactions on social media ranged from “Hmmmm, I’m not sure” to “I’m so disappointed it’s not even funny.”

Now I feel bad. He looks very nice. Some people even compared his triumph to Benny Blanco’s, er, controversial inclusion in the same list.

Who to earth is Benny Blanco? We don’t have time for that.

Anyway, kudos to John Krasinski for his stunning performance – if it is counter-intuitive – victory. If it helped him get a few dates, it will have been worth it. He has been married to Emily Blunt since 2010. They have two children.

Wow! John is a bit of a dark horse, isn’t he? No, he isn’t. He is a consistently successful comedic actor, action star, director, writer and producer with four Emmy nominations to his name.

In that case, maybe they should have awarded the title to someone who could have abused it a bit. Like Benny Blanco?

Maybe, but you really need to give me an idea of ​​who exactly he is… I’m sorry, I told you we can’t go into that right now.

You mean Benny Blanco from the Bronx? No, that’s a minor character from the 1993 film Carlito’s Way. This Benny Blanco is a very successful music producer and songwriter who is dating Selena Gomez.

And let me guess: the internet didn’t like that either? Bingo.

It almost seems like these “sexiest man alive” polls are extremely outdated and objectifying and don’t add anything to the culture other than to annoy people. Almost!

Say: ‘Stop it, Johan! It might never happen!”

Don’t say: “You weren’t even the sexiest guy on The Office.”