SPOILER ALERT! This story contains details of Sunday’s Big Brother final.

Let’s get the most obvious detail out of the way first, because we can’t say it enough: how glad are we that Angela didn’t make it to the final three?

Okay, back to business. With only three houseguests left – Chelsie Baham, Makensy Manbeck and Cam Sullivan-Brown – the time must come to find out who deserves the $750,000. It’s day 90. Who will be the last HOH of the season?

Part 1 was a strenuous test of the arm and shoulders, not to mention how long you can tolerate the cold slime on your neck and butt. After 26 minutes, Makensy was the first to call uncle. Cam was next at 37 minutes, making Chelsie the winner. She was happy to beat two D1 athletes. Facts.

But the best dawg had not won yet: now Makensy, who has won nine competitions this season, will have to beat Cam, who has won only one. They go mano-a-mano in a big puzzle designed to wipe out Ainsley.

“Natch, Makensy wins.

Before we get to part 3, let’s first consult with the jury. But first a moderator change! Will Kirby is gone; the beautiful Taylor Hale, winner of BB24, has arrived now. The jury kills time discussing the pros and cons of the remaining players. Angela doesn’t seem to like Chelsie. Rubina has her doubts about Cam. Now can we get back to Chenbot’s bitchen jumpsuit?

The final composition is called Data Destruction, but it’s a familiar premise: Makensy and Chelsie must screen old AI videos of the houseguests and figure out which of their comments is incorrect. Remarkably, the girls tied in Round 5 before Chelsie was eliminated in Round 6. Makensy wins!

She now has to decide who gets to go home. Does she keep Chelsie, who has been her beloved colleague all summer? Or will she choose Cam, who really doesn’t deserve the money?

Makensy does the nice thing and keeps Chelsie. She’s not afraid of tough competition!

Now comes the grilling. Chelsie is asked about her lies. “I was wise when to share it and wise when to hold it,” she replied.

Makensy was asked if he always did Chelsie’s orders. What has she done for herself this summer? Boat Leah, she said.

Chelsie was then asked about her best moves; Makensy was asked about her social game.

Chelsie can sell herself very well. Makensy, who is also no slouch, seems to suggest that she would be fine with coming second. They both deserved to be here, she admits, even though Makensy showed great humility about her good fortune.

The votes are in, time for some fun. After a quick check-in with the remaining evicted houseguests – Tucker and Rubina plan to continue their show and Angela can’t forgive Matt – Chenbot has another surprising twist to reveal to the house. Kamala Harris has replaced Joe Biden as the Democratic candidate for president. She reminds everyone to vote.

Time to announce the winner: Chelsie becomes the second Black woman to win a regular season of Big Brother.

Chelsie was the unanimous winner. For America’s Favorite Guest, the three finalists were Tucker, Quinn and…Angela!

Tucker won $50,000. Don’t feel sorry for Makensy: she won $75,000.