RED CARD! Mohammed Kudus

Well, well, well, he wasn’t a happy man after all.

The referee has been instructed to view the incident on the monitor. He spotted the West Ham goalscorer’s two kicks and sent him off.

It all happened after Kudus appeared to kick Van de Van as they struggled for the ball – with the Spurs man shoving him in the bum.

Kudus then lost his head, shoved the Dutchman in the face and pushed Richarlison to the ground – with both hitting the deck – before then shoving Sarr and also grabbing Johnson by the throat.

In the aftermath, five players were dealt a card, with Kudus’ yellow being upgraded to red for his rampage.

West Ham reduced to ten men. It was a bad day at the office… not that the away fans will know – most of them have left.

EVERYTHING GOES OFF

During an exchange between Van de Ven and Kudus, players from both teams streamed in.

And Richarlison, only just on the field, has also ended up on the floor.

Kudus is actually lucky that he is allowed to stay on the field: he pushed two players directly in the face and only received a yellow card.

Tottenham sub – Richarlison ON, Solanke OFF

Richarlison receives a heartwarming welcome from the Spurs faithful as he makes his first appearance since returning from injury.

The Brazilian replaces Solanke, who has had a quiet game. Although he has good contact with his teammates at times, he did not pose any threat in front of goal.

And Stuart Pearce wants more from the big man at the top at Spurs.

“It does worry me a bit,” said the England legend.

“He works hard for the team, he has played his role, which I like, but I don’t remember him having a clear goal scoring opportunity.

“I would like to see him commit more around goal, especially as a centre-forward.”

Especially one that cost £65 million.

His heatmap from the match shows Solanke’s lack of impact around the penalty area, and that he played most of the match in midfield.

It’s the same frustration fans had with Harry Kane in the final years of his time at Tottenham.

GOAL! Tottenham 4-1 West Ham – Heung-min Son

“Football is back, Son is back and Tottenham are blowing away the cobwebs!”

I couldn’t have said it better myself, Mr. Matterface.

It’s another counter-attack, with Son once again fooling the Hammers defense with beautiful footwork.

The skipper beats his man one-on-one with a couple of stepovers and punches a low shot past Areola.

Son then gets the chance to score his hat-trick goal immediately after the restart when West Ham loses the ball again, but he hits the post!

GOAL! Tottenham 3-1 West Ham-Heung-min Son

Well, this one was a gift, but it was no less than a compliment from Spurs.

West Ham sloppy in possession and the hosts break. Kulusevski puts Son through on goal and he takes his shot away.

Areola gets something going again, but the ball goes via the keeper and dribbles into the net.

Spurs have a two-goal lead, let’s see if they can hold on to it…

GOAL! Tottenham 2-1 West Ham – Yves Bissouma

The hosts are in front and it is a beautiful goal, ‘exquisite’, according to Stuart Pearce and Sam Matterface.

Son stands on the left wing and sends a quality pass from outside the boot to Udogie.

The defender executes a nice turn in the penalty area, looks up and feeds Bissouma, who slots it home.