You want to talk about a guy who knows how to celebrate the US Open? Bryson is the answer. This is what you do when your alma mater is undefeated in the ACC

I don’t expect anything else. If you played golf for the Mustangs and win a US Open, you bring that bad boy in a Mustang and chug away. I love that he’s just embraced being the people’s champion. I know some people may be tired of Bryson’s bullshit, but we would all do the same if we won. We went back to our alma mater for a football game and celebrated. It’s what any normal person would do if you went to a football school. It is the ultimate to celebrate me and celebrate my victory.

I’d take that shit with me everywhere if I won. I could win my membership (again) and I can carry it with me from now on. There’s nothing better than winning a golf tournament in your 30s. It’s the ultimate suburban dream. You get that trophy, you get your name on a plaque and you get all your friends to recognize it. Bryson is just living the dream of going back to college with a trophy and going to the student section.