On Sunday is the Kansas City Chiefs handed over the Cincinnati Bengals a 26-25 defeat in NFL Week 2. Here’s what Tom Ruprecht heard at GEHA Field in Arrowhead Stadium.

1. “I can’t believe the 2023 Jets are going to get more use out of Aaron Rodgers than we’re going to get out of Hollywood Brown!”
2. “The first interception? Uhh, that was the game Taylor Swift suggested.”
3. “Joe Burrows’ frozen tips lulled us into thinking we were up against Guy Fieri.”
4. “If you had told me a year ago that Taylor Swift would celebrate something like Wanya Morris did, I wouldn’t have believed you.”
5. “Leo Chenal must be the strongest player of all time, named after a perfume.”
6. “Maybe Ja’Marr Chase was just mad because Wanya Morris scored more touchdowns.”
7. “Patrick Mahomes was way too careless. We need a quarterback who can run the game safely — like Malik Willis.”
8. “Talk about confidence! Andy Reid put all his chips on Harrison Butker who hit a long-range shot that Justin Tucker routinely missed.”
9. “Each team did what it did best. The Chiefs won a close game. The Bengals complained about the officials.”