In exactly two weeks, the 2024 presidential elections will take place, the stakes of which could not be higher. How did Donald Trump spend one of his last weekends before November 5? Did he delve deeper into the policy and ultimately explain to voters how he plans to make child care affordable? Has he apologized to the various minority groups he said should have their heads “interrogated” on their support? Kamala Harris? Has he convincingly and persuasively explained why he deserves a second term in the White House? Not exactly!

Instead, he talked about the size of a famous golfer’s penis, posed as a fast food worker at a closed McDonald’s and claimed that every goose in Springfield, Ohio, is missing.

Yes, that’s right: On Saturday, the Republican candidate for president of the United States told rallygoers in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, that golf legend Arnold Palmer had a huge trunk. ‘Arnold Palmer was all man, and I say that with all due respect to women – and I love women. But this man, this man… this is a man who was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it, but when he was in the shower with the other pros, they came out of there and said, ‘Oh my God, that’s incredible.’

The next day, Trump posed as a fast food worker at a McDonald’s that – for the record – was closed to the public. There, while serving so-called customers, he baselessly claimed that Harris is lying when she says she worked at a McDonald’s while in college, telling reporters, “Now I’ve worked 15 minutes more than Kamala.” When asked why she would imagine she had such a job, he replied: “Because she is Lyin’ Kamala.” Note: In case it wasn’t clear, Trump was born with several silver spoons in his mouth; in 2018, The New York Times reported that “at age 3, Mr. Trump was making $200,000 a year in today’s dollars from his father’s empire” and that he “was a millionaire by age 8.” While being born rich doesn’t stop one from caring about the working class, there is a litany of reasons that support the idea that Trump actually doesn’t care about such people. While “working” at McDonald’s on Sunday, he even refused to give a factual answer to the question: raising the minimum wage.